I got an....interesting text the other day. Some guy wanting to know how I felt after our night together. So I respond "Who are you?" and he goes "Oh, I forgot I slipped that pill in your drink so you probably don't remember what happened."

Uh, ok.

Turns out he had texted the wrong girl. But know you've told me two things about yourself:
1. You have to drug girls to get some.
2. You are gross enough to contact the girl to taunt her about that night.

NOT HOT!

A friend and I talk about catches. Men are just like any other item. If you want something good, you gotta look for quality - and quality is hard to find. We say you can't buy Gucci in Simply Fashions - you have to go upscale.

Obviously, this guy is from the 99 cent bin at Dollar General.

I have a few rules. Some say I'm stuck up but whatever. I can do bad by myself.

1. You have to have a car. Sorry, I'm not picking you up. I am not your ride. And you are not taking my car. It's different if we're talking on a solid basis and I pick you up sometimes. But at the age that I am and in the place that I live in you have to have a car to get around! If you don't have to means to get a decent car, you are probably not going to be able to keep up.

2. You have to be doing something and have the desire to want more. I don't care if you don't have that dream job because I don't. But if you are a janitor, be the best janitor....but don't aspire to be in the same spot all your life.

3. I am not an ATM. Ask for money to soon and I'm out.

4. Know how to act and dress in public. If I can't take you anywhere, I won't! I'm the next Michelle Obama (you didn't know?)

5. If you are too closed-minded, I can't handle it. Open up your world.

That shouldn't be too hard....sigh.....

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